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After two weeks off, The Bachelorette returned with a trip to Uruguay. In Uruguay, JoJo and her suitors go sandboarding. Please enjoy this clip of sandboarding from The Bachelorette, which is completely unedited and in no way spliced with the video from Dank-Ass Sandboarding Son, the greatest cinematographical achievement of all time. Nice job by Chris Harrison running the speedometer, although I do think he was a bit overdressed for the desert. (I published this recap a legit hour later than I had previously expected because I spent about 15 minutes rewatching "Dank-Ass Sandboarding Son" on repeat and laughing hysterically, 30 minutes making "Dank-Ass Bachelorette Sandboarding Son," and then about another 15 minutes watching "Dank-Ass Bachelorette Sandboarding Son" on repeat and laughing hysterically. I don't regret a minute.) The most interesting storyline of this week's episode revolved around a magazine article interviewing...